Hes leaning against a wall, drinking coffee from a flask.
I should really get a proper coffee machine, dammit. This instant stuff tastes like sh
Probably shouldnt say that round ere. Mrs. Lyall will come running out er house, brandishing that bloody umbrella at me, shaming me for using foul language around our kiddies.
I really do meet some nutters as a bin man. Everyone just ignores you, thinkin youre part o the scenery, and they got no clue that you see all.
I was round ol Mr. Biggins place just yesterday, emptying his bins as I do every Monday, and I saw Amy and Bradley arguing down the alley to the allotments. Proper yellin as well! Only meself and Sue know about them being a couple.
Amys only fifteen. And shes going round with Bradley, a thumpin nineteen year old. Shes a nice girl, really, but she tends to try and look older than she is
Bradleys not exactly a good lad neither
hes been in a few sticky spots with the police and whatnot, and hes been suspended from Granger High a couple of times.
Amy, bless er, has such a pretty face and a good heart, but she can be carried away with the tide and rush of things. Youd have thought that after Liam, shed a learnt her lesson, but doesnt appear so.
Takes gulp of coffee and swirls the cup of his flask around.
Maybe Siobhan will get me a coffee maker for Christmas. One of them fancy jobs, with the different settings for whatever coffee you want. Thatd be nice.
Pause.
I should probably let Brendan know that Mr. Peters went into hospital yesterday. There was a big ambulance outside his house Mrs. Peters was doing that weird jittery thing with er fingers again, like she always does when shes nervous. I seen that a lot recently. Shes been more nervous than usual. Mebbes its these ridiculous estate agents knocking on her door day and night.
Theyre real interested in that house of ers. Its a proper mansion that thing, and its only her and Mr. Peters living there. Mr. Peters will probably be pushed off into some Home thing soon anyways, so then itll only be er.
I can see why theyre interested, but its a bit mean of em really. Harassing er day and night, asking questions and such like. Shes 77, and that age, a smaller place is probably a bit more practical, but shes a happy lady. Shes got her heart in the right place and she dont chase little kids away down her front path if they come for an apple thats dropped from er tree. She always invites them in and cleans their apples for em and gives em a Bourbon to take away.
Shes gettin on a bit, but she knows everyones name round ere still.
Opal bumped into er the other day and Mrs. Peters says: Eee. I havent seen you for the longest time! Howre you doin mlove? Jamie and Eve doin good in school still? Eee, thats good.
Opal was a tad on the surprised side, Im not pausing to say. The last time those two met
well, it gotta be at least four years!
Mrs. Peters still knows me too. I empty er bins every other Tuesday, and she always leaves me a wrapped piece of whatever cake shes got in that pantry of ers by the flowerpot. She waves to me as Im walking past and she sometimes comes out and has a little old-lady natter about this and that.
Itll be a shame when Mrs. Peters aint around anymore.
Glances at his watch under his heavy gloves.
Ooops. Run a bit over time with my coffee break. Not much of a coffee as such mind.













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BUT I think this is excellent also. Really. I can HEAR the accent in my head.
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have you ever thrown a fistful of glitter in the air?
*giggle* Oh binmen will now forever make me think of HAGGI...
Mmmm. I don't know. That's my influence.
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And slightly insane kittenz will, of course, take over the world.
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This may be too late, but tis brill! I love the style that its written in, expecially the 'incorrect' grammer.
I DON'T KNOW.
Thanks. I haven't a clue what the accent is, it just... came out like that! lol.
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the ones with 'Drama Queen' t-shirts aren't the actresses.
the actresses are the ones with the 'Bite My Ass' t-shirts.
HAGGI?
binmen are a lot deeper than they seem lol.
Wow - it was really worth coming onto dA at 7:15 in the morning to look for your flippin' influence!!
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the ones with 'Drama Queen' t-shirts aren't the actresses.
the actresses are the ones with the 'Bite My Ass' t-shirts.
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the ones with 'Drama Queen' t-shirts aren't the actresses.
the actresses are the ones with the 'Bite My Ass' t-shirts.
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have you ever thrown a fistful of glitter in the air?
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the ones with 'Drama Queen' t-shirts aren't the actresses.
the actresses are the ones with the 'Bite My Ass' t-shirts.
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